Gretna's Local Dating Service

I'm a laid back guy. People have described me as fun to be around, easy to talk to, a good listener, considerate of others, and well-mannered.
I love animals, especially dogs. I enjoy the outdoors during non-winter months, live music, comedy, and movies. I'd rather be the smartest guy in the room than the coolest and I'd rather be the funniest guy in the room than the smartest. I like to smile all of the time, it doesn't take much for that to happen when you look at the positive side of things. For instance, I'm pretty excited that my new pillows have finallly collapsed to my ideal comfort zone.

Hi to all you lovely ladies out there. First let me say, I am a middle aged man looking for the love of my life. I have been divorced for 12 years now and find myself very lonely. I am searching for the woman who is willing to share in my hopes, dreams, and desires.

So first off, my name is Kaleb and im a zoo keeper at the audubon zoo........ seeee that im a "keeper" its in the job title ;)

i have lived in new orleans my whole life (well my lifes not over yet).
I am currently a college student majoring in biology which i hope to use to futher my career in my work with animals which is my true passion. Its truly exciting and quite incredible to know im one of the youngest zoo keepers. my other 2nd best passion is writing, which i hope to one day be a published manga comic author, hopefully in the near future.

Well that was just the icing on the cake (or what ever else you put icing on) but some of my other interest are music, i love to listen and play, play what i listen, and listen to what i played haha but.......... its gets better i also like to knit, i know not the manliest thing ever but i balance that out with the weapon sparring i guess haha.

So more background of who i am can be summed up in the one word, sponge. I love to learn and listen and then do, if i learn something i going to learn it right. Ive learned many tricks and hobbies but i wouldnt say ive mastered any of them, some of the many things would be card house building, magic tricks, hacky sac, and whatever else i choose. Some of the things i hope to take up in the future is, more styles of martial arts, dance, archery, and sailing.

So yea theres probably more that i forgot, but that just leaves more for you to wonder about and ask. overall, theres alot about me and i will continue to even suprise me.

I live in New Orleans, i moved out here last year form Florida to start over i work alot but its good money. I love to go to concerts and have good time. Im the type of guy who dosent need to be the center of attension. If theres something on my mind i will always tell you if u dont like then go jump of a bridge.

i spend too much time at my job, i like to read but dont get enough time to enjoy it, i like watching movies and think responsibility is something ive just started being accountable for.

Great job wonderful life just need somebody to share it with. There are so many wonderful things to see in this world. Love a good road trip. I'm a true jack of all trades. Many people say a jack of all triads is a master of none. Screw that master everything. Well maybe not, but its so fun to try. As far as hobbies I have to many to list. I really get in to a little bit of everything. My most current hobbies are Scuba diving with my brother ,and cycling. I'm thinking of taking up astronomy . I can cook anything there is. I don't know about edibility, but hey I just said I can cook nothing about if it is edible. Some good advice try to learn something new each and every day. Fortunately my profession make it easy for me to do that. Call me a nerd that's fine, but i like to think of myself as a scientist. Ever since I was little I have to know how everything works. One of life goals is to invent something. Not for money or fame I just want to contribute something useful. Anyway to give you an idea think of Mike from dirty jobs. I'm like him Ive even done some of those jobs. You can be surprised how philosophical you can get with a shovel in your hand. There is a lot to gain by a hard days work.

From My Facebook Profile:
Well, you know...
I like Swings at the park, picnics, snow, bunnies, snow bunnies, the missed connections on Craigslist, people, family, friends, music, movies, tv on dvd, planning to make things, cuddling, traveling, taking pictures, daydreaming, watching movies in the living room while it rains outside.

I guess I could include linens in this list as well. Especially pillows and towels. And, as always, Office Supplies. .

I am a musician for starters. Bass is my main thing, but I can also play a little guitar. Movies and books are on the top of "My List of Favorites". I am agnostic and I love to have in depth conversations about Philosophy and religion. Pretty much anything along those lines.

I personally find politics boring and stupid. I can be a very random person and say weird things at any moment during a conversation. I'm also a strong believer in time being the best teacher, it's just to bad that it kills all of its students.

Tattoos and piercings are hot! I currently only have my ears pierced because I decided to let my eyebrow hole close, and I have a tribal tattoo that covers most of the top of my left arm. You're body is your temple, decorate it as you wish. Intelligence is also a HUGE turn on. I mean, what's better than being able to communicate and have joyous conversations with the one you love. Nothing, that's what!

Ok im gonna give yall a pretty full summary about myself. My name is Eric, my parents are both from turkey and my sister was born in Israel. I was born right here on the westbank. When I was in elementary I had a big head and was pretty skinny because I didnt grow into myself yet. I loved to play with animals but my mom was scared of them so I always had to get some crazy type of pet like chickens, ducks, rabbits, a snake, and a chameleon named bob.
Now im 6'2 and love to go to the gym and stay healthy. I love to go chill with my friends and just watch a movie, play poker, and the one thing thats always there is some WEEd. I prolly smoked weed everyday for the past 4 years. I realize its pretty fu**ed up, but their isnt much else ppl do here to keep entertained. But personally, I have fun doing all types of things. Id be content with whatever as long as the vibes are good and everyone is having a good time.
A lil bit more about myself, Im jewish but I look at my religion more as a race than anything. I love my jewish people but I personally dont believe in God. I believe in evolution. Plus religion causes all types of wars and conflicts.
Im not going to school now but plan to go back in the near future, at this point my concern is getting $ and meeting someone special. If you want to know anything else just ask !

Im gonna go ahead and get this out of the way. If you are damn near old enough to be my father. even if you were only like 16 or 15. dont message me, dont wink me, dont anything me. you stand no shot, and frankly, there is a point where it gets plain old creepy!

I was born and raised in new orleans. that should tell you a lot about me. i love hanging out with friends. and if you talk shit about them then i dont like you too much. i know every word to "Jesus Christ Superstar", "Phantom of the opera" and just about ever 311, cowboy mouth and no doubt song. i love animals and if you dont, basically you suck. some people call me a bitch, i just say im misunderstood. my sarcasm is crazy.i hate butterfly, dragonfly,and fairy tattoos. i can be funny. but thats only if you understand my sense of humor. im a kid at heart. i still watch old disney movies.im crazy and understand that it doesnt always make sense, but im ok with it. one day i hope im cool enough to own a memory foam bed cuz those are the shit. i love to dance and sing at the top of my lungs. my chi iron is the shit, accept for when i burn myself with it. i enjoy having pretty painted toe nails. i can be very materialistic but i say its just because i like nice things.if i could ever own a dragon, i would. in all actuallity im pretty down to earth. i would have to say that my biggest downfalls are my honesty and lack of tolerance for bull shit. when it comes to my friends and family i am very loyal. if i had to, i could easily kill for any of them. i have 8 tattoos and im planning on getting more! i curse like a sailor and i only censor myself when im around childeren i know or around people that deserve that respect. other than that, it isnt my problem! i also smoke. yes, i know its not good for me. but me not smoking is even worse for you. you also dont need to tell me all the bad things it does to me. i.e. stunt growth, yellow teeth, smells bad(matter of opinion), lung cancer. cuz frankly, i dont care! i dont plan on quitting anytime soon. so deal with it.

and as crazy as it sounds. i actually do want a relationship. im tired of dating people and it going no where fast. i have a bad habit of falling hard and falling fast. so, id rather people quit wasting my time. its almost like i have too much love to go around(and that is despite popular belief). so, if you have no time for me, dont even try. i take up, what seems to be a lot of time. even though i try not to, i am rather needy. i love to be around those i care about and can honestly spend every second of the day with that person. i want one of those old school loves where it happens so fast all you have to do is blink and its happened. i want that guy that is going to make me the center of his universe, because i am the girl that does that.

I am a divorced 34 year old manager of a cetering company who has a 3 year old daughter(who means the world to me). I am a caring,thoughtful,and genuinely nice guy that is looking for the same. Not really looking to rush into anything, but would like to find someone that has similar interests as I do. I like the beach, cooking(surprised), eating out,relaxing with family and friends, movies, and sports. I am open-minded about most everything and am willing to try almost anything. I feel that life is too short and you need to make the most out of it. I am a hard worker that has goals in life. Family and friends come first and I will do anything for them.

I'm just a guy trying to find his way in this world. I hope to find a good woman along the way. I'm laid back, I love to make people laugh. I find humor in the darkest of places. I'll write more later..

Living on porches,
looking for the Caribbean
at the bottom of rum bottles,
swinging into the morning
from the jungle that is night,
writing on the decks of patios.
Banana trees blocking the sun.
Cafe au lait steaming my glasses.
Words come and go like storms,
weaving against the gulf and streets-
until floods of verses are formed.

While the above may be an exaggerated version of my afternoons; I am a 40, bilingual (Spanish), teacher, currently living in Old Gretna. I enjoy writing, travel, live music, and cooking a good meal. Divorced, I am looking for a friend and a possible relationship. Originally from the Northeast, I have lived in New Orleans for 15 years. Currently trying to publish selected poetry, teaching full time, and editing my novel; I tend to keep rather busy. I look for quality time with my friends and relationships. I adore both the tropics and New Orleans, and somehow always see one in the other. Most of my writing is about New Orleans joining the islands beyond the Gulf of Mexico.

Usually on yahoo as sage_km

Helllo I'm 27 years old from the New Orleans area, westbank to be exact. I'm very independent and take pride in that. I'm looking for friends first and see where it goes from there, I have no expectations on here honestly. If something happens great, If not at least I met and learned about one more person in this world. Some things about me. I'm a Tugboat pilot which means I'm not home much. I work a 14 day on 7 day off schedule which I don't like all too much but deal with it. I enjoy anything from Traveling to just kicking back watching a movie. I love rockband and playing PS3 in my free time. I'm looking for someone who is independent, not clingy, but defiantly not afraid to show affection. If you wanna know anything else about me feel free to ask...

Where to begin? Ha ha.
Seriously, I'm an undergrad at the University of New Orleans where I'm studying political science.
I've lived in the city of Gretna all of my life, and I like travelling and going to other places.
I like to meet people and experience new things, and I'm making major changes in my life.
I like to read books and graphic novels, and I'm also a writer, though I've never been published.
I can't think of anything else to say right now, but I'll work on adding more later.

Currently I am legally separated. I work full time in retail as a beauty advisor. My main goal is to graduate in the near future and have a better job to support myself. I am very out going and love to have fun with the right people. I am looking for someone who is out going and loves to have fun with a very unique personality. I don't want anyone who plays games, and someone whose serious enough to get to know me for me and not for what I could be. Also someone who is very family oriented. I want someone who can be comfortable like family when around my family. Don't be a stick in the mud :)

Im looking for the man of my dreams. Someone that doesnt run away when life gets tough but instead looks to me to stand with him. Someone that will do the same for me. Someone that wants to spend as much time together as possible. Movies, dates, cuddling. A passionate love life is also important. Someone that puts their all into every aspect of the relationship.Good communication. RESPECT, both ways, not just me respecting you. Kindness. Love. Someone with drive and ambition. Someone that wants to explore new things with me. Travel. Someone that has the resolve to drag me away from work to experience things. Someone that will leave me little messages. Someone that would want to come to my work just to eat lunch and want the same from me. Someone that enjoys saying goodnight no matter how tired he is and loves the same from me.

Education is a must. The ideal match will definitely be trying to pursue some type of education to better themselves. I like to be able to hold a conversation with someone who knows whats going on today.

I'm not a politics girl, but if you wanna talk politics, we can do that too :) Never been a fan of the dirty politicians or what they say, because all of our tax dollars go in their back pocket anyway.

BTW I hate to be called HUN!!!! It reminds me of some old guy talking to a young gurl trying to flirt around....So do do me a HUGE favor...don't call me that if you want to talk to me. I am a normal girl who can hols a normal conversation with normal people.

I am a 51 year old woman, living in the awsome city of New Orleans. I love this city, it has so much to offer. Since I am a big music lover, New Orleans seems like the perfect place to be. New Orleans has so many different musical styles and venues, its great. I love live music.
I have one-- (dont want to call him a kid or child, that just doesnt fit) 22 year old son, hows that? He still lives with me, for now. He is in a band and I am the manager. They are not performing yet but working on the music at this time.
I am not in a serious relationship at this time, but would love to find someone really cool to hang out with and spend some fun times.
Yes, I am a big girl. so if you are not into fluffy girls, guess I wont be hearing from you. I do understand that, Im not for everybody. Im kinda picky myself. I have a strong attraction of muscular arms. But it doesnt mean Im only attracted to guys that have them, that depends on the guy. I also like a nice smile and nice butt,(But those are mandatory). If you would like to know more or get to know me send me a message.

hey everybody. my name is justin. i live in grtena louisiana. i work at a gulf course. hoping to do something better in the long run. i like to chill with friends on weekend and might go out to the club and shoot pool. i'm looking the type of ladies that can join me. so if you are fun and a very big hearted lady. come check me out.

talk to ya'll later.
jaysee

first off i gotta say im pretty shy at first not so much online tho. Also i am a plus size girl so if u dont like that then dont bother. I like music all types but i mostly listen to rock. I currently work in retail. I am lookin for somethin long term but wanna start off as friends. i like to go out once in a while but im not a big party person. I am not lookin for friends with benefits or one night stands so dont bother if thats what ur lookin for. if ya wanna know more then message me

I really have a hard time talking about myself so if you are interested in getting to know me or want to ask anything feel free to ask im pretty straight forward and open.

Okay here goes nothing I am a very unique person. I was raised a tom boy but I grew into the girly me. There is still alot of tom boy in me. I am one of those girls that loves to outdoorers stuff. I love to camp and fish. My dad and I are very close. I am now rebuilding my home from Katrina so I am now the contractor due to some strange circumstances.
I am a very family oriented person. I love and respect my family very much. I would do anything for anyone. I am a mother of a beautiful 3 year old little boy who is spoiled rotten. He is the first and only grandchild and great grandchild.
I am a crazy, charismatic, energetic person that loves to have fun. I love to meet new people have fun.

i am a 42 yrs old male. Iam looking for a friend or someone to date,I consider myself a good catch. I am looking for that right person to fill that missing part in my life. I take care of myself.

I will not settle just for anyone their has to be somekind of chemistry there. sometimes I go to clubs but prefer to stay out of them.i like to go fishing working out , going to the french quaters and eating beignets and drinking coffee.

hey I'm will and I love to have fun and meeting new people! I love girls and sports, ATVs da club and makin out lol! I love music and movies.....
I could go on and on!

I'm really not a person who likes to change things. I am who I am and please don't try to make me someone i'm not. I'm always up for a good laugh to clense the soul. So if you are into guys who are funny and speak there mind then we should get along perfectly.

Yes I do hate this,But Iam a FUN person,I like to do almost anything from dinning out to movies,concerts,camping.I like to learn as well as teach new and FUN things to do.I would like to met someone who is NICE,SWEET,CARING and deffinitly HONEST!

I am a person who totally fits into my astrological description. I change too much, and I put myself into many different interests without ever really becoming the best at any of them. I am totally into the entertainment world. I love music, movies, TV, and books. I am all about the imagination. I think that it is so amazing what the human mind has been able to produce.

"If the identity we say we are cannot possibly capture us and marks immediately an excess and opacity that falls outside the categories of identity, then any effort 'to give an account of oneself' will have to fail in order to approach being true." - Judith Butler

"Life might be understood as precisely that which exceeds any account we may try to give it." - Judith Butler

Well, my name is Whitney and I'm from originally from Belle Chasse but live in Gretna. I'm a person who has always sought after love and romance, but I've been knocked down many though. I come from a very stubborn and stand-offish bloodline but I do my best to dilute those nasty qualities. I've just been looking for that one, the hopeless romantic that wants to love and be loved. The majority of my life is music for I am a musician. I have been singing since the age of 9 and had my band Tokenstone established since the age of 13, still going strong today. I definatly do my share of reading as much as I can get in really. I play ALOT of video games whenever I'm not working with the band, but as much of an inside person I am I'm also an outside person, I like to go walk through the woods, or find a place next to the river and just chill. Sometimes I can not talk at all and sometimes you can't get me to shut up, it all really depends on what the situation is.

I'm in the final year of my contract in the Navy, with an enourmous decision ahead of me to stay in or get out. (Leaning towards getting out) My occupation is Air Traffic Control, I like the job as it keeps you on your toes for obvious reasons... Pretty big sports fan, I follow baseball closely and still pay attention to basketball and football. I like to go outside and play tennis, baseball, run, and just about anything else, although not nearly as good as the previous.

looking to meet more people. i'm usually doing nothing and it's very boring. i just wanna meet some nice people weather it's to chat online or hang out in real life.

I'm a pretty down to earth guy whose currently working as a cataloger in a library. I enjoy the occasional video game and comic, and I'm also interested in Japanese culture and language.

Well i have recently got out of the air force for medical reasons(bad knee/back/hearing) and move back to the good old west bank of Louisiana.I served for 9 years as a security force member before my medical discharge. I am a real laid back guy looking to meet some new people to have some fun with. I enjoy playing poker Texas hold em online gaming watching sports mainly the Saints and LSU cooking hanging out with friends watching movies and some TV shows or reading a book also i enjoy playing golf when its not to hot.

My name is Blake im 19 from Harvey, LA. Im 6`4, yea im pretty tall. Im a firefighter for harvey. im pretty outgoing. I like fishing, hunting, fixing things, and just hanging out.

I'm a fun, out-going, caring, 24 year old male. I'm not sure what else to say here. I'm not really good with these things. g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g.

Well, to be up-front and honest, I am married. Yeah, I know what you are going to think, I am on here to find a fling and cheat on my wife. Sorry, but that couldn't be further from the truth.
I believe love to be the one greatest thing in all of life. I am lucky in that I found some one that I am so completely and totally as I love <<JenWaite>>. I also believe that love is without limit, and it is possible to love more than just one person. Jen believes this too, and she also believes that she might be bi-sexual.
Which brings me to why I am here. I wish to help Jen find a woman that she can make a connection with, some one she can explore her sexuality with. Now, I am not going to lie and say that I don't also want to connect with the same woman, but this is still more for Jen's sake that my own.

Now, a little more about us. We have been happily married for four years, and we are as one soul. We are both geeks, we love science fiction (not Syfy), fantasy, video games, board games, roleplaying games, science, etc. You name something geeky, and we love it. We have strange senses of humor, but love to laugh. We are both shy with most people at first, but tend to warm up fast. We don't like large crowds so we avoid bars, clubs, parades, etc. We prefer to stay at home on our computers and play Wow, watch videos, and read and tell each other about strange or odd things.
Yeah, we are weird.
And we LOVE it!

I love to read and my interests there are wide: from science fiction to history to art to poetry. I'm not much of an outdoors person at all. I've enjoyed occasional trips to spots like the Grand Canyon and the mountains around Santa Fe, but I'm a city girl. Give me a museum or theater any day. I love science, but just didn't have the math skills to be the physicist that I dreamed of being as a child.

I like eating out: middle-eastern food, Japanese, just about any ethnic food--except maybe German. I'm an active member of my synagogue and an active member of my community civic association. While I would never run for office, I love to discuss politics when the discussion is civil.

I am a Native of New Orleans, LA. I'm 26 yr old former Marine who just moved back into the city. Anything else ou would like to know, feel free to ask me.

I'd rather you (the LADY looking at my profile) get to know me and summarize me.

I'm a shy kind of guy. I like driving on both sides of the road. A bit obsessed with music, I have meager skills in a wide range of instruments, though none I can play at a gig, but I can use to comedic effect. I can write you a song, a story, or even an entire novel in the time it takes most people to change their underwear. I don't use longjohns. I know only a few languages, English, Spanish, some French and Portuguese and such, but I pepper my daily speak with a bit of each and more. I can get my point across, yet listen better than Dumbo with a Beltronics hearing aide. I like to flex my toes while walking barefoot.

Hey whats up? I love dancing and I love having fun. Im not really going to say much about myself seeing as youll find out once you get to know me. = But I will tell you, I like having a good time. Im also what you call a nice guy. I Love to try new things. I love talking to so drop me a message and Ill probably respond.

my name is matt iam 23 years old.and single....iam a professional operator/firefighter..... I'm easy to get along with.. i like to spend time with friends and go out wen im not working .. i like tattoos i have about 13 right now and more to come lol..im a real down to earth guy.. im the type of guy that wants to prove that we are all not assholes and that we are not all the same....i also hate drama and fake people..and wen iam not at work iam probly in the gym or hanging with friends ... so if you want to know anything about me just ask!!and dont by shy to ask!!

I am very laid back and fun loving. I am definately a jeans and t-shirt kinda gurl. I love sports and cars. . I like listening to live music, watching movies, being silly with that special someone. I am looking for long term. I love to laugh and enjoy laughing at myself, I do some of the goofiest things. I am quiet at first, but once I get to know you, it's on. (hehe) I am a very affectionate person, so be prepared to cuddle and pick and play. I don't like drama. I have 3 boys who are my world, but they do not need a daddy, they have a good one. I am looking for someone to do things with, develop a friendship and go from there. No games,I have better things to do. Know what you want in life and don't let your past affect your future.

I find it hard to summarize ones self.
I'm very passionate about my career choices and always put that 1st in my life, so with that said, it dictates alot of what else might be said :) I'm new to NOLA from NYC, so though still in a state of transition, I'm happy to reach out & try to meet new people.

I like to go out, but not very often. Maybe once/twice a week. I like to go out, more or less, to observe and be part of the scene, and not so much for the party, I think I'm about "partied" out.

I like to learn, education is important to me. I'm fascinated by science & history, and everything in between.

Let's see...where 2 start...hmm...23 Born & Raised on the West Bank of New Orleans.
Just moved back to the area a few days ago from Atlanta Ga.
I have a beautiful baby girl,so if you don't like kids then you aren't for me. She is my everything.
I like to go out every once in a while and have my occasional Vodka's & Cranberry's.
I love love love hanging out with my close friends and family they are my everything.
I'm very shy at first but once I get to know someone whoa now better watch out.
I love being silly and just having a good ol' time..
I'm looking for something a little more serious but finding a friend would be great too!

Valkommen, valkommen

Yea, um so my name is Angee and I am a midget. Ok, not really but quite close, I think I am shrinking as I write this. I also have a funny nose, its too small for my face. Now that I have pointed it out to you who didn't notice already there is no need to repeat this information back to me because as you now know, I already know. I pretty much have no life and I am very much happy with that. I spend a lot more time inside my head than I do in the real world and sometimes I just enjoy being a hermit and I never ever want to leave my house. I like to make believe life is more interesting and romantic than it actually is.

One day I want to own a house in Norway and live there during the summer so I can escape the heat of New Orleans. I will have a little house there with grass growing on my roof surrounded by dangerous polar bears and I will ride the flam to the fisketorget everyday and eat glaciers. Yep, one day. I obsess entirely too much over all things Scandinavian. I only listen to music from Scandinavia and am always looking to meet new people from there to stalk. Ok so not really stalk just absorb them a lot. I love the band Kent almost as much as life; I love Kent so much that I taught myself Swedish though my true love is for the Norwegians.

Onto other things?..I don't like the insides of a lot of things, I like the crusty edges of things. I hate the insides of pies, that's gross. I only eat the edges of the pop tart. I don't know what that says about me but filling is the yuck to me. I also hate vanilla ice cream by itself, I like to put lingonberries or cloud berries and crunchy things in it and make it a muck of cold wet crunchy stuff. I also have an addiction to video games and at one point gave 4 years of my life to one but I do think it was worth it. I had some of the best times of my life playing Everquest, sad eh? Nah not really.

My favorite word is verkligen, I could say it all day long. Verkligen, verkligen, verkligen

The love of my life is Demian (din skugga), cuz I'm his to keep if he wants to. He is my fatal desire. He thinks I have a big badonkey. We are engaged but I am more of his stalker than anything. Just ask him, I drive him nuts and I attach myself to him 24/7. I am quite obsessive compulsive and a hopeless romantic and he is the center of my universe. Poor him.

We bought a house here in New Orleans in December 04' and yes, it survived the hurricane! We got a little bit of wind damage but its almost all fixed now and lots of shades of blue and was a lot of work.

We got engaged on Oct 1, the day we came back to New Orleans.

After the storm we came back and found out our computer business was destroyed and we were offered a coffee shop, not just any coffee shop but our favorite coffee shop, the one we had ritually gone to before the storm so we took it and it's a lot of fun and I couldn't have asked for anything better to have happened.

I can cross one eye at a time

Last loves are coffee; I am not the nicest of people when I dont have my coffee Mike Patton, Double-you-tee-eff, he is the god of hawt Madrugada, again with the Scandinavians, I have no idea why they arent the gods of rock, I suppose they are its just that the rest of the world hasnt caught up yet

Rasmus, Lauri is just yummy, hottest Finnish guy ever The Knife, I could listen to them all day long (Scandinavian you said? you were right) Scandinavian anything, lets just say that and get it over with minus Danish people because they just arent as great as the rest, they just honestly tend to dislike me for some reason Role Playing Games, particularly Everquest, I played that one for 4 years with such devotion. Its a life saver to me that its not as much fun anymore. Bloody violence, Gary Oldman, comfortable silences, cold windy nights, staring, *MAIL*, music, dreaming, horror movies, Gregg Araki movies I am a walking contradiction and I am toting multiple personalities. I am very messy but organized. I like to brag about the fact that I dont do any drugs or drink but honestly I dont do that stuff because I am such a control freak. I want a black VW Jetta so I can change the Jetta to Jedi and be super pimp. It has to be automatic though because I really hate stick.

Aldrig undra, aldrig unda, aldrig se tillbaks

I am also on somethingawful and I am a goon and I like to meet other goons

hi i am jon i am 23 and live in slidell, i am a blast to hang with, i love movies and music,i am sweet, considerate, all around nice intelligent guy

My entire life is spent in finding the right words.

Picture me as a fractal, always branching, moving, and growing. Everything I do connects to everything else, centered around the multiple faceted essence that we will call me. :)

Labels that apply: pagan, hermaphroditic (gender? yes please!), intellectual, geek, extroverted and yet strangely introverted at times, large-sized, working through academic burnout, kinky, perverted, solipsist, philosophical, willing-to-help-in-anyway-I-can, honorable, intuitive, third-gendered, a damn queer, polyamorous, a furry, a New Orleanian in the service industry, an occasional gamer, and lastly a science fiction fan FIAWOL.

While I'm always looking for new and fun people, I'm currently in a wonderful poly LDR with the beautiful <<candid_speech>>.

I am highly social (extroverted) with moments of introversion. I wear my intellect on my sleeve in a geeky way. Crow-like, I collect things that interest me, specific books, music, items, words, concepts, movements, etc. I'm always thinking and feeling and am pretty good at analyzing people and social situations. I carry my own bubble of reality around and like living in it, Thank you very much. For instance, I've only recently translated overthinking into a definition I can use. I enjoy irony and love to crack one-liners and references that certain people laugh at.

I'm a good cook and a pretty good drink mixer. Indeed, you'll find that I have a lot of hidden talents. Best of all, I listen!

Be warned! I've decide to participate in the Wink-hijack system. As such, if you send me a wink I will review your profile and send some kind of commentary your way. **I may not get to you for a while but I promise I will write** **I've got quite a backlog going now...**

For my Rosin Dubh: Jamque dies, ni fallor adest quem semper acerbum Semper honoratur (sic dii voluistis) habeo. -Vergil Aeneid Book V,49

Moved to New Orleans in May, started my residency in emergency medicine in June, almost killed a few people in July. You know, the usual.

I spend a great deal of my day mocking otherwise-tragic situations. Sometimes this rubs people the wrong way. Those people are idiots.

I like old cemeteries a lot, but not in a creepy goth way.

Incidentally, I'm not really looking to save the world. If you are, that's great, but probably we won't get along.

Looking for very oral/tops.Guys who are into gurls like me.

I'm a black nerd disguised as a hipster who is pretty chill and easy to talk to. I also have around 30 pairs of sneakers.

Hello, I'm New Orleans born and raised. actually i'm from the Westbank. I signed up to meet new friends. I am very socialable and like to have a good time. I spend most of my off time with my son outdoors, baseball, fishing, 4wheelin, or whatever he wants to do.

I am just a girl that doesnt consider herself to be much of a girl.
I have never been one to dress up alot, but when I do watch out. lol.
I wanna go out on a real date. Is that to much to ask?
I may be a little flirtacious but I mean no harm.
No one ever believes me, but I was an english major in college.
I only dance when I am drinking, which isn't very often.
To be wanted is the sexiest thing I have ever felt.
I chew gum more than any person should.
I am slightly obsessed with hot pink, black, and purple.
Don't tell anyone but I always wanted to be a teacher.
I may not be a size six, but I can be damn sexy when I want to be.
I can't stand people that contradict themselves.
I never realized you could have so many best friends.
I am just as content watching old disney movies, as i am watching something new.
I am tired of the whole dating game, I just wanna find the one.
Anyone that knows me, knows that I can't live without Dr. Pepper.
I'm not looking for a one time thing or friends with benefits. I would like something more long term.

I like to write. Most of the time I don't show anyone what I write because I think its crap. But I have been told its pretty good.
Not a big drinker and not looking for one. I do smoke, just to let you know.
I really enjoy going to fairs and festivals to go see local bands. Doesn't matter what band. I just enjoy live music. Unfortunately though my friends don't feel the same way. So it would be nice to find someone to go with.
Lately I have been trying new restaraunts in the area. Any suggestions?
If you wanna know more about me you can go see my myspace page. myspace.com/jesemeca

Also my yahoo screen name is jesemeca if you wanna chat there.

I'm looking for an attractive and smart woman who wants to have a family and has a sense of humor. If you want to know more about me that is what that message button is all about.

more compassion. less demands.
My priorities run a little like this:
Mel-self.
Carmen Kitten
My Amazing friends

More spiritual than intellectual, more wholistic than scientific. Sober but by no means sane.

I'm not a player, the only games I like have cards or boards or both! But I am a lover and a muse, I do not want to be captured or held captive.

stack of books piled next to my "bed" that I fully intend to read sometime soon. Sometimes I would rather have them read to me.

Ultimately I'm fairly social-justice and eco-concious..I've been called a hippie too many times to count..but I'm obnoxiously health conscious and hold no love for the drugs. I love my body and my health I'd rather go to a yoga class than out drinking.

I have a really dangerous addiction to CC's mochas and Sweets from Boulangerie ...Please help me because... I can't seem to find a decent Peach Danish in this town.

I love independent; bookstores, restaurants, coffeeshops and Farmer's Markets, and CSA Farms.

high fives.
give them.
get them.
either way works for me.

A self-summary is just that! What "YOU" think or perceive of yourself. What I know of myself is that I am a honest, trusting and caring person. I still believe in family values and tradition. I work hard and play when time permits. Say what you mean and mean what you say, are definately words to live by.

Hey Everyone... My name is Julia...im 21 and my B-day is March 14. I work full time as a clerk @ Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Dept in Revenue & Taxation...Im out going, im fun to be around and i like to have a good time.

Hey,
Well my name is kacie or kacielyn.People say that i am very unqiue. I like the guys but i love me some LADIESS!! :p Im very free spirited,easy going i love to make others smile,people say im funny.i like everything to be an a clean well organized manner.I love kids,they make me smile and they are very interesting little minds.i am honest and trustworthy.Oh i did not join this site to have random hook ups, soo dont ask.dislke judgemental,negitive people and ,liars Ahhh bad vibes Drama free please .It makes me sick!! I try new things all the time. I Like to Explore and i love my job!

www.myspace.com/kacie259

:)

How would it be so simple to sum myself up into a paragraph... Well, I am currently pursuing a degree in Economics while doing part-time catering. I love to cook, mainly bake, and like to read fantasy novels. I also like playing RPGs once in a while. Some people think I have a rather radical perspective of life...

"May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete."

It's hard to come up with a decent summary of yourself at five in the morning. I suppose it doesn't matter to much really. It only determines what complete strangers think of me and honestly i could care less at the moment. I probably won't ever meet any of you in real life anyway, and this at least will hopefully weed out all of the creeps eager to jump in the sack with me.

I'm not looking for anything other than casual conversation, maybe even friendship. If i happen to stumble across something more then so be it.

If you want the honest truth about me then here it is. I have dependency problems, low self esteem, and can be extremely cynical and moody. I curse, I drink, and on more than one occasion I have smoked pot. Other than that I'm perfectly human. I try to be a good person but always manage to make a mess out of things.

above was written on a very bad day, but is pretty much true

I'm an odd person with very odd interests. A quick example: I love stuffed animals and weaponry (preferably blades). Roleplaying, and theology, history, and the fantastical world of mythology and folklore.

I can sometimes be crazy, but it's a lovable crazy, or so says my friend. :D

Well I live just outside New Orleans, LA. I work in the Telecommunications field and actually like my job....somewhat. Some of my hobbies are working on Cars, Computers (I build them), Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Video Games, Live Weapons (throwing Axes, Spears, Knives, etc..), and the SCA. Which is an international organization dedicated to researching and re-creating the arts and skills of pre-17th-century Europe.

Well I am a 22 year old nursing student. I am a year away from graduating with my BSN and I want to work in labor and delievery one day. I am a very outgoing person but that doesnt mean I get too rowdy or wild. I am very down to earth so staying at home and watching a movie with friends is very appealing to me. I must admit that I like to party sometimes though but definitely not as much as I used to. I love kids!! I dont have any of my own yet but that is a big goal in my life. Anything else feel free to ask. I am an open book to say the least ;).

Recently moved back to New Orleans from NYC in my ever-going pursuit for an 'adult' career. (! not that 'adult' lol)

Easy going, laid-back guy here that loves to laugh and have fun. Being able to joke or laugh with someone almost endlessly is usually the basis of all of my friendships, and I really value that quality in a friend.

By definition, I guess I would be considered 'nerdy' - I play videogames, and I often find myself trying to incorporate internet satire and sarcasm into my everyday life. That usually ends out pretty embarrassing for me, if you were wondering.

I'm also an aural and ocular fiend - I love art/design, photography, electronic music production/sound design. Definitely not your 'typical gay' when it comes to my general interests, but I love to explore and see new things and what inspires others.

Oh, I love biking and I couldn't ask for a city with better weather!

My name is Justin, I live in Marrero, Louisiana.

A normal day for me would be hanging out with my friends, playing guitar, listening to or looking for new music, and just kick back and have a good time, with loads of laughs. xD

i love going to the movies, to anyone of my friends houses to hang out, maybe a random parking lot. haha i've done that with friends a few times, going to car shows, i like cars a good bit, i miss mine. :( anything like that really. :)

i like gaming, watching movies and hanging out with friends is what i love to do. i think if anyone would try to hang out with us for the night wouldn't want to leave. lol

I'm into Zombies, probably more than i should be but yea. lol Anything to do with zombies and i'm automatically interested. I often think about a zombie apocalypse with some of my friends, i think it'd be pretty interesting if it actually happened.

My love for music goes far. I just don't like country pretty much at all. lol
There are a few songs that are "alright" at best. but meh.
I like anything from alternative, to trance, to metal, to classical, to rap. lol

I love to read and watch movies. I'm a calm person, I can't stay mad much longer than ten minutes. I can admit I'm shy sometimes. I love trying new things. I am random and I am a relaxer. oh and obviously horrible at self summaries...:)

Single Mother 5ft petite looking for new friends and people to chill and chat with. NO GAMES! NO FALSENESS OR LIES! Definitely not a relationship not right now maybe down the line and its not a short line. I've been messed over time and again so I'm not in a rush to have it happen again. I am easy to get along with as long as you show me respect. NOT LOOKING FOR A FLING or F*ck Buddy. I can be silly goofball at times. I'm excited the SAINTS are going to the SUPERBOWL!

Many people see me make assumptions about me. That's fine, it's what humans do. The thing is, your assumptions are likely wrong. I'm young, black, and hairy which makes me look like thug apparently?(I don't think so). I'm not a thug. I do have five guns though: a primary and backup paintball gun, an air pistol I use to bullseye leftover paintballs when I'm bored, and two guns on my shoulders that I use to impress the ladies ;) I know you were expecting me to say something about walking on beaches, but that's so cliché. Besides, beaches are not for walking. They are for swimming, sand castles, and getting arrested for public indecency. I used to make various forms of art and still do every blue moon. My favorite creation is a dream poem.

There's much more I could say about myself but I have to save something for later right?

Im 48 and a paw paw of 2 little boys that are my strength. One 5 and the little guy just turned 1.Im an outdoors nut fishing and hunting ,camping , watching sporting events or just hanging out at the beach is fine with me. Dont drink and im not looking for a casual drinker (if there is such a thing).I do smoke and id prefer someone who does also.Im laid back and try not to get too far ahead of myself but im a work in progress so thats still up to debate. I love to laugh and usually i do everyday (at myself). Im really comfortable with being me cut off shorts to a Tux it really dosent matter,but i prefer the cutoffs. If any of this made you smile well thats a start ,thanks for taking the time to read this . Craig